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#1 mediuser5

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Posted 22 February 2009 - 11:33 PM

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Hi :smokin:s,
I know that stepping in horse shit is good luck . . . but what does stepping in dog shit mean? :twitch:

Besides, of course, that I now have to use a toothbrush to pick ish out of every hole on the bottom of my brand-new, limited-edition kicks? :doh:

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Posted 22 February 2009 - 11:36 PM

mediuser5 said:

Hi :smokin:s,
I know that stepping in horse shit is good luck . . . but what does stepping in dog shit mean? :twitch:

Besides, of course, that I now have to use a toothbrush to pick ish out of every hole on the bottom of my brand-new, limited-edition kicks? :doh:

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MEDI
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it means pick up the dog sh!t . or watch where your going j/k ///
im sure its good luck ..

Edited by OGUNIT, 23 February 2009 - 12:32 AM.


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Posted 23 February 2009 - 12:29 AM

Man, now I have to carry bags for other people's dogs too?! :doh:

I was hoping that it meant something magical! :flypig:
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 01:35 AM

Can be lucky.
It's lucky if it was a toy poodle and not a great Dane!
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 06:13 AM

It was lucky if it happened outside and not on your livingroom floor!:smokin:
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#6 Bogart McKilo

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Posted 23 February 2009 - 07:17 AM

ever notice when you step in shit the first thing you utter is the obvious..."oh, shit!"
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 07:29 AM

Bogart McKilo said:

ever notice when you step in shit the first thing you utter is the obvious..."oh, shit!"
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i hardly ever say :director: shit, without :director: holy, being in front of it....

holy shit..!!! i need an implement to get all the shit out the holes, of my kicks..!!!

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Posted 23 February 2009 - 08:41 AM

What does stepping in dog shit mean?
it means you weren't watching where you were walking, obviously:doh:!

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Posted 23 February 2009 - 08:50 AM

It means you aint getting in my car!!!lol.
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 09:29 AM

It means you need to quit feeding the dog! That will stop all that!!!

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Posted 23 February 2009 - 09:49 AM

depends on what the big ass dog ate the nite before!!! it could mean anything from a good hoseing off !!! to a do it yer self car wash!!! if that dont work !! turn them inside out,and wear thick socks!!! bow-wow  lab rat:punkrock:
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 10:24 AM

we don't have that problem hPosted Imageere!!!

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Posted 23 February 2009 - 10:29 AM

Yo Tokermom........that is fuuuunny !!!!!
What it means is that , assuming that it wasn't YOUR dog, that the person in front of you was not-green,unassuming,ill-prepared and a slob....................or...............
the Dog got out !!

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Posted 23 February 2009 - 10:33 AM

It means that when confronted by shit, don't allow it to change your outlook.

Its bad enough dealing with shit than to match it with a shitty outlook too.

And just to add a personal, "it could be worse" tale...

When I was an adolescent and finding girls more attractive than sports I was visiting the family of a divorced woman with my divorced father on our twice monthly visitations...

We began playing touch football in the back yard...

Guess I should say that I was indeed showing off for the two girls... Both daughters of James Doohan (Scotty from Star Trek)

So, one play I break away on a run, plant my right foot to cut back and go for the TD when my right foot slides out from under me and I land flat on my rump and back, sliding another couple yards and when I got up...

I had stepped in a very fresh pile of doggie doo, slipped and fell into the pile which then covered my jeans, tee shirt and of course my right shoe...

Well, that not only ended the football game, but any attraction either sister had for me...

I was hosed down and my clothes were washed, but being one of the older kids, there wasn't anything "male" that would fit...

After my hosing I got a womans robe to add insult to injury, but I didn't have a shitty outlook... :slaugh:
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 10:37 AM

lol steppin in dog doodoo is just a sighn that you wernt watching were you where walking lol no really watch what you step in hehe....oK I'm not a comidian i know b ut it was funny and i have like 15 more post before i can even do anything i want to do!!!! but i'm happy to be here..:kiss:

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Posted 23 February 2009 - 01:19 PM

it means you stepped in shit thats all

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Posted 23 February 2009 - 05:37 PM

Lordy!  :doh:    Now I'm sittin here imagining the Cheech and Chong version of this story!   :heh:
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Posted 28 February 2009 - 07:09 PM

It means time for a dog toilet!

Somebody has to be smart enough to invent one!




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