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[Laughing Buddha]

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Imagine coming across a grassy field to a tall oak tree.  Underneath is blanket and yes, Jesus Christ and a tea pot and two cups.  What would you talk to Jesus about? Think about it.  What would you say?

[Cannamed]

Laughing Buddha, on 10 February 2011 - 03:49 PM, said:

Imagine coming across a grassy field to a tall oak tree.  Underneath is blanket and yes, Jesus Christ and a tea pot and two cups.  What would you talk to Jesus about? Think about it.  What would you say?

I would ask him why we cannot exist as a world in peace and if we could put an end to human suffering, disease,... hunger...  If there was anything I could do to help.

[burnraid]

I'd ask him why the fuck the freeway between sacramento to chico becomes one lane and has a stop light. The first time I drove down it I said out loud "Whenever I die, if jesus really exists, I'm going to ask him why the fuck this was allowed or even slightly logical". So that's the first thought that came to mind with your question and I still remember it vividly though it was about 8 years ago

[xxjscottxx]

I'd ask what's up with all the dinosaur fossils...

[Kauphaart]

[LGB]

I do have tea with Jesus, at least 5 times a week.  No, I am not trying to be funny and it's not like he suddenly materializes and we are at like a Starbucks or something.

It happens like this:
I train in Martial Arts and have a Dojo outside in my back yard as I used to train every day.  I make it to my actual studio 3 time a week but I try to train every day in my Dojo anyways.  After every session, I drink tea while i wind down and meditate/pray  and begin to thank him for his blessing and mercy and ask for forgiveness of my sins and ask him to bless and heal my family and friends, the world we live in, the earth itself and then finally, begin to speak about my myself and talk to him about my problems, issues that I am facing, goals that I have, guidance that I need as a human being, citizen, husband and father.  I come to him as a son would come to his father and alot of times, I question some of the things that the above posters have said.  Why did this happen?  Why did this person have to suffer?  Why the road rage on the 405 Fwy?  Why all the war? Is there hope for us??  

I know the conversation seems one sided but I know that the more I speak, the more Christ LISTENS.  I challange Jesus to make himself real in my life.  I believe it helps because if people can see Christ through me,  I believe these talks over tea are very positive and very real.

LGB
Guided by The Art of Peace to achieve unnatural naturalness or natural unnaturalness, Being Water while serving The Great I AM.

[ca-grown]

I wouldn't ask him anything, I would thank him for saving us from eternal damnation :j

[HighgradeWilly562]

I'd tell him he's just a guy with long hair, a beard and radical ideas. I'd let him know he's not god incarnate and nobody really knows if god even exists. I'd let him know that the story of his birth was told way before he was born in many different cultures and religions. Then I would let him know that people in the future will think he was white and blue eyed. Then I'd run away as fast as I can because if he was alive that would make him a zombie...  Nothing comes back from the dead.. except Zombies.

Edited by HighgradeWilly562, 03 September 2011 - 08:24 PM.

[Gray Matter Malfunction]

I'd ask why the hell he didn't bring scones, crumpets, cookies......something ? Jesus should know I'd be medicated and would want a snack with my tea. I don't mean to be an ingrate, but if you're part of that whole trinity business, you should know some basic stuff like that about me.
And I'd probably pull out my canteen and ask if he could turn the water into wine for later with dinner.

[dond3030]

I'd ask him if he'd like a dab or two.

[sofakingg]

How can you allow all those priests to molest all those kids, to this day.

[ps-med]

I would say: "Hey Jesus, you gonna pass that shit on over here or are you plannin' to bogart it all day!"

[Ivy]

Could you please let the clueless know that animals in fact do go have souls and shine on....and that there is no wrong religion or way to worship we are all one ....   pass the sugar please.

[badco]

i would ask him if 6 were 9-what then?

[tommy1974]

Laughing Buddha, on 10 February 2011 - 03:49 PM, said:

Imagine coming across a grassy field to a tall oak tree.  Underneath is blanket and yes, Jesus Christ and a tea pot and two cups.  What would you talk to Jesus about? Think about it.  What would you say?

This sounds so peaceful and beautiful, but I do speak with GOD all the time, as you do I'm sure.

[tommy1974]

Cannamed, on 10 February 2011 - 04:45 PM, said:

I would ask him why we cannot exist as a world in peace and if we could put an end to human suffering, disease,... hunger...  If there was anything I could do to help.

I like what you say, but the thought of Jesus and other beliefs of GOD comes from ones own mind. As peace!!!! I think you are amazing for the question you would ask tho!!!!

[Swiller]

LGB, that was beautiful, and wisdom I could apply to my own life.

I cannot think of just one question, there are so many.

Jesus as the Christ makes sense to me because I know deep down, in every single one of us is a giving compassionate person and a selfish heartless person. It is a constant battle to overcome this, but no one has, and I do not believe anyone ever will. The pope, presidents, kings, politicians, police, all are guilty. Those in the church, those not, those who keep strict religious tenants, those who do not.

None are greater than the other in the fact that ALL share inherent flaws. We need that bridge, that extension to allow us to reach that stage of purity. It really all boils down to simply admitting with humbleness, that not ONE of us is perfect, and we need the mercy of God to enter into that presence.

However, I also understand and totally accept others who do not believe in God at all. Everyone should be free and encouraged to believe what they want as long as it does not cause harm to others.

Edited by Swiller, 21 September 2011 - 06:27 PM.

[Kauphaart]

Since your Dad(, er, you, er, both?!) punishes intellectual honesty and rewards gullibility why is he worth worshiping?

[kennabis]

Great thread,

First, I'd ask Jesus what kind of tea we were drinking, and, which herb we were going to burn?!?

Then, I would ask him about how he felt of those killing in his name, and, if he had a special place for them?!? And, if we could visit them, so we may forgive them, for they know not what they do...

Oh yeah, and offer them lumps of sugar

[badco]

i'd ask him why is charles in charge?

[vinyl jones]

Good question. I'd ask Jesus if String Theory is true. Yes, I am that nerdy.

[sk8ordie]

I would ask Jesus: When will the whole world finally learn to cultivate and appreciate Cannabis legally and, oh and how was Mary Magdalane in the sack?  

[badco]

stinky ass gunny saks off camels doesn't sound good-imo